ROUNDUP: When life gives you goat’s heads
And with tonight’s postponement, we’ve been spared the sight of Starlin Castro slicing open a tauntaun behind the second base bag in order to save the life of a shivering Brent Lillibridge.
In lieu of a baseball game, here’s what’s up in or around the internet.
-Kyuji Fujikawa might have some command issues, even when he’s throwing strikes. (BP)
-On the flip side, scroll down for a gif of Michael Bowden hitting his spot, well in front of the plate. It’s a thing of beauty. (FG)
-I almost don’t want to say anything, but it would be becoming of Paul Sullivan to publicly retract an accusation like this. (BN)
-Apropos of my framing obsession, that horrible third strike that ended the Rays-Rangers tilt the other night might not have been as horrible as it looked (hint: AJ Pierzynski is terrible at framing). (BP)
-Fuck it dude, let’s go make a Chocolate Hazelnut Torte. (SE)